5 Superheroes of the Bible
Written May 8th, 2007 by Josh Rives | Email This
Having just seen Spiderman 3, I propose to you the top 5 Biblical figures with superpowers of their own. Hopefully this list does not disappoint as much as Spiderman 3.
5. David (a.k.a. Batman)
Just like Batman, David didn’t really have any supernatural ability. He was however quite resourceful and good at winning fights that he seemingly had no chance to win. He admitted to killing lions and bears in order to protect his sheep. Right afterwards he went and killed the 9-foot giant known as Goliath with his utility belt (or sling). He also lurked in the shadows like the Caped Crusader. When Saul went to relieve himself in the cave where David was hiding, David crept up behind him and cut off a corner of his robe, though he confessed he could have killed Saul.
See: 1 Samuel 17 and 24
4. Elijah (a.k.a. The Flash)
Elijah’s incredible speed allowed him to outrun a chariot over a distance of about 13 miles. Of course he did possess a few powers that the Flash lacks, such as the time when he called down fire to consume 51 men who came to capture him. Of course, they sent another 50 after that to try again and they fell to the same fate.
See: 1 Kings 18:44-46 and 2 Kings 1
3. Moses (a.k.a. Captain Planet)
Earth! Fire! Wind! Water! Heart! Moses used all of those as he led the Israelites out of captivity. Moses’ superpower, like Captain Planet, allowed him to control nature. It started with the plagues of blood, frogs, lice, flies, livestock disease, boils, hail mixed with fire, locusts, darkness and death. He controlled the wind and water when he split the Red Sea and later caused water to stream out of a rock by hitting it. And though I always thought the Planeteer with the Heart ring got screwed, Moses found a way to use heart during the battle with the Amalekites. He stood on a hill watching the battle and whenever he held his arms up the Israelites would begin winning the fight.
See: Book of Exodus
2. Josheb-basshebeth, Eleazar and Shammah
(a.k.a The Fantastic Four)
I know there are only three guys not four (just leave out the Invisible Woman), but David actually had 30 “mighty men”. However as the author makes it known multiple times, none of the thirty attained to these three. Josheb-basshebeth, the captain of the three, used his spear to kill 800 men at one time. Eleazar found himself facing the hated Philistines alone, but he fought them until he was exhausted and when the rest of his army came to help him, they found Eleazar had already slain them all. Shammah stood his ground against an army when his own fled. As it turned out, the rest of his army was unnecessary. Once King David said he would love a drink from the well of Bethlehem, which at the time happened to be at the base camp for the Philistines. So the three men together broke into their garrison and drew him some water from the well while fighting off the Philistines.
See: 2 Samuel 23
1. Samson (a.k.a Superman)
Samson is the ultimate superhero of the Bible, just like Superman is the number one superhero of all time. Remember the time he killed a lion with his bare hands or the time he killed 30 men who threatened his wife. How about when he killed 1000 men with the jawbone of a donkey? My favorite is when the men are waiting by the city gates to kill him, so Samson goes and rips the gates off their hinges and carries them to the top of a hill. Just like Superman though, Samson had one weakness. Hair was Samson’s Kryptonite. But after Delilah shaves his head and he is captured, they forget that hair tends to regrow and in his last show of strength he pushes out on two pillars that hold up the building where he is being judged. The building collapses killing all 3000 of those who came to watch him die.
See: Judges 13-16
I loved this one!!
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Haha, great article!!
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Hrmm. You forgot Jesus.
;P
Perhaps Satan can be Apocolypse?
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I am not the type of person who reads the bible a lot. Although I do know some backgrounds on the stories and the different characters in it.
I really love how you have associated the different characters of te bible into the different modern day super heroes. Come to think of it, they all have similar qualities with their counterparts.
The one with superman and samson was a good one. Both of them had a weakness. NO matter how strong they are they still have a little bit of weakness.
Nice read!
If you have time, why don’t you drop by my post:
http://mobileko.blogspot.com/2007/05/snatch-top-5-tips-on-how-to-be.html
It’s also an entry for the problogger top 5- group writing project. ^^ Goodluck to us all!
Very clever! I think I’ll be linking to this one
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I just love this! Thanks for the cool perspective that biblical heroes are bigger and more relevant than fictional characters. I will definitely link this.
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I really had a good laugh at this one! great post.
You’re magnificent! Do you think that it would be ok if I bore your offspring?
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